LONELY JOE PRODUCTIONS

manda: n3rdsfuckharder: cool-beeeeans: coldforest: uhttractive...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 07:07:41 -0700

n3rdsfuckharder:

cool-beeeeans:

coldforest:

uhttractive:

rafawashurr:

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

OH MY GOD WHAT IS LIFE.

I was laughing so hard I was crying not kidding rn

This appeared again and I didn’t even need to watch it to start laughing

Why is this so funny

i know every single word to this video up by heart

this makes me so happy

jamesmasinoart: For my 3D production class I had to create a...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:17:26 -0700

jamesmasinoart:

For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.

nabyss: iminyjo: tyrantworld: babashookbitch: rexkataki: ba...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:20:27 -0700

nabyss:

iminyjo:

tyrantworld:

babashookbitch:

rexkataki:

babashookbitch:

rexkataki:

babashookbitch:

rexkataki:

babashookbitch:

treefrogsoup:

okay, as a straight guy I have a complaint

So what do you call a group of women?

Friends

Then why are a group of men a threat? A group of women can be a threat if they wanted to

The difference is that women have to want to be a threat to be one whereas men just be like that

Not all men are like that

And not all bacteria are pathogenic but we still wash our hands out of fear of the ones that are so what’s your point?

^^^^

🥂👏🏾🔥🔥🔥🔥

😂😂😂😂

How ‘Westworld’ Subverts The Madonna And The Whore Complex

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:21:08 -0700

westworld-daily:

The first episode of “Westworld” is a kind of endurance test in watching sexual violence against women.

We see a protagonist, Dolores (played by Evan Rachel Wood), experience one horrific day in a constant loop: after a peaceful trip into town she returns home to find her mother and father murdered. Her beau, Teddy, is killed right in front of her. She is dragged into a nearby barn, screaming, where she is raped offscreen. She’s forced to relive that trauma over and over again ― and we live it with her.

Before “Westworld” had even premiered on HBO, its pilot episode sparked criticism because of the general overabundance of sexual violence against women on the network, particularly on “Game of Thrones.” Critics wondered, was “Westworld,” like “Game of Thrones,” merely going to use the nudity and sexual violence of women as a gimmick, as a tool for shock value? Or was it going to delve deeper?

In August, during HBO’s TCA presentation, one of the show’s creators Lisa Joy responded to the concern. “Sexual violence is an issue we take seriously,” she said.

“[The show is] about exploring the crime, establishing the crime and the torment of the characters within this story and exploring their stories hopefully with dignity and depth.”

The problem that so many movies and TV shows run into, that “Game of Thrones” suffers from, is the fact that rape is so often used as a plot device, a way to move the story along. The aftermath of rape, the impact that it has on the inner world of a character, is rarely ― if ever ― truly unpacked.

Keep reading

me after watching the Westworld season 2 finale

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:20:00 -0700

me after watching the Westworld season 2 finale

harcules:relationship goals

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 20:52:48 -0700

harcules:

relationship goals

official-mugi: firstprimarch: official-mugi: Powermove: sleep naked with the blanket only covering...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 20:36:30 -0700

official-mugi:

firstprimarch:

official-mugi:

Powermove: sleep naked with the blanket only covering your upper body

Going to be wild when you wake up at night and find a cryptid sucking your dick.

That’s the plan

u say ur 6'6.. but are u?? are u really???

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 14:12:47 -0700

well ok???? here’s me next to the entrance to my apartment??? why the heck would i lie about my height??? I DON’T ENJOY BUMPING MY HEAD INTO EVERYTHING JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD IS BUILT FOR HOBBITS

baskings: when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 03:53:55 -0700

baskings:

when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

8bitnaga: sos-fandoms: fuocogo: me managing to anything...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 03:53:48 -0700

8bitnaga:

sos-fandoms:

fuocogo:

me managing to anything productive before noon

HOW DID THEY DO THIS?!??

It’s too flawless and well planned to be real footage but then again too grainy to be something straight out of a 3D render and I’m Absolutely Pissed™

shiningstar-kastle: penfairy: Mad Max Fury Road is the best because it screams in your face “HEY...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 20:20:40 -0700

shiningstar-kastle:

penfairy:

Mad Max Fury Road is the best because it screams in your face “HEY LOOK HERE’S A V8 INTERCEPTOR AND A MASSIVE FUCKING TRUCK COVERED IN SKULLS AND A GUITAR FLAMETHROWER AND BIG ACTION SEQUENCES AND EXPLOSIONS, ISN’T THAT COOL??????” and then it gently takes your shoulder and whispers in your ear “but you know what’s cooler? respecting women & dismantling the patriarchy”

pretty much

squided: lepitorus: lepitorus: lepitorus: torathar: torathar: jeffy-pooh: a-timeless-classic...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 20:19:43 -0700

squided:

lepitorus:

lepitorus:

lepitorus:

torathar:

torathar:

jeffy-pooh:

a-timeless-classic:

a-timeless-classic:

staticoyote:

mouse-ses:

dullestdreams:

fantashic:

fantashic:

fantashic:

fantashic:

drpepperphd:

surreal:

i started seeing screenshots of tumblr users receiving messages from a blog called “sexygirlmax2019”

this is, of course, standard on tumblr, to receive porn bot messages

they were exceptionally weird
“Hey peebrain -you teleport?”
“Hi pea for brains…. can you teleport?”

checking the timestamps, all of sexygirlmax2019’s posts have been made today
they’re formatted impeccably like bot messages and posts
but they’re just a little off

this isn’t a bot
this is a human controlling a blog acting like a bot
all of the links?? aren’t porn links
mysterious bit.ly links to this site:
https://max2019.neocities.org/
if you “click here to instantly transport” you get taken to
> /seraphim.html
if you click it again
> /cherubim.html
again
> /thrones.html
…which returns a “Page Not Found” error

Porn Bot ARG

So I ran the mp3 you could get from /cherubim.html through a sstv scanner and got this back

Which is just straight up the image from /seraphim.html.

But the it’s weird, when I went back to /cherubim.html the page changed from a picture and an mp3 download to this:

And when I clicked on that I was taken to /firstsphere/thrones.html which looked like this:

When I clicked on THAT I was taken to /secondsphere/dominions.html and greeted to this disturbing image:

The last eye was apparently clickable which took me to /secondsphere/powers.html which looked like this:

the text on it reads:
“H.U.R.L

Hierarchy of Uniform Resource Locators”

??????????

So /dominions.html just changed to this:

and /powers.html changed to:

BUT since making this update, the file for the image is no longer there! So it looks like:

Clicking on the (now missing) picture, it takes you to /secondsphere/light1.html which looks like:

Clicking that takes you to /secondsphere/light2.html, whick looks like how /powers.html looks:

Clicking that takes you back to /secondsphere/light1.html, which has JUST NOW gotten worse:

/secondsphere/light2.html now has the same image as /secondsphere/light1.html but it now takes you to /secondsphere/light3.html which looks like:

which takes you to /secondsphere/virtues.html which is currently blank.

/secondsphere/virtues.html updated and now looks like:

Clicking on the image currently takes you to /thirdsphere/principalities.html which looks like:

The text reads
“Struggle with thy doubts!
Cast them aside!
Forsake not thy faith!
Sickness will not take thee!”

and the image is a gif titled wrestling

the next page is titled /archangels.html; currently blank

someone get night mind on this

So I tried to talk to her and I’m a little nervous now. Do you think this person might actually be in danger….?

I may overthink a lot, but this could be something bad..

UPDATE: There is now a /thirdsphere/angels.html page

(Added both still image and gif)

It is a gif much like the ones above, with the angel glitching out and disappearing and such. Nothing has been updated beyond this as of yet.

it says “found you” in the tab title

it says “it hurts” if you hover over that image

so after clicking that photo i was taken to this?

then if you click this it takes you to the “child growth page and then clicking again takes you to this blog
https://lovely5500.tumblr.com/
theres not much there but they do mention something called “enricks” so after going to google i found a site called http://enricks.angelfire.com/

clicking on the womans face causes the text to distort

its also worth noting theirs a code at the bottom of the page

clicking “enricks” takes you to this page

if you click “bypass login” your taken to this page

which links to this video: https://youtu.be/McFRonD-sjg
heres the discription:

and thats all ive been able to find so far.

Help the max link updated with a hear me link that leads to this creepy livestream.

THE LIVESTREAM IS BACK AND IT SAVED AN IMAGE YESTERDAY. OH FUN.

There’s a brand new “see me here” link which takes you to “documentation.html” and this image, entitled “purify”:

There’s a screech playing in the background. Decoding it into an SSTV image results in this:

Which… isn’t much, but it’s something.

The “hear me here” link updated too:

The Vocaroo clip sounds like frogs or perhaps crickets (i’m gonna go with frogs because of the frog imagery at lovely5500′s blog) and later on, ragged breathing.

cherubim.html also got a pretty exciting update, now emitting a screech that translates into this:

More eyes, what looks like a crying face on the lower right, and text that says “MATTHEW”twice (the bottom one looks like handwriting…?)

Exciting stuff!

(I also suspect a connection with brunomarsreal, another “porn bot” that has been acting… er, out of line recently, but they could easily be a copycat or just someone having fun. Either way, I messaged them - we’ll see.)

IMMEDIATE update: The screech at documentation.html JUST changed, now revealing what looks like the top half of a face!

News on the “see me” page (documentation.html): Another Vocaroo link popped up in the source code, alongside the word “need”. The .mp3 is another SSTV source that translates into… whatever this is:

Has anybody got any ideas on what that could be?

Watching this post develop is honestly giving me life someone please solve this mystery

hollyweeb-blvd: hollyweeb-blvd: hollyweeb-blvd: hollyweeb-blv...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 18:58:39 -0700

hollyweeb-blvd:

hollyweeb-blvd:

hollyweeb-blvd:

hollyweeb-blvd:

hollyweeb-blvd:

hollyweeb-blvd:

hollyweeb-blvd:

hollyweeb-blvd:

hollyweeb-blvd:

hollyweeb-blvd:

hollyweeb-blvd:

hollyweeb-blvd:

hollyweeb-blvd:

hollyweeb-blvd:

hollyweeb-blvd:

hollyweeb-blvd:

This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

Tide got him but he’s ok.

He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?

His best bud just showed up to help him.

Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

OH NO!

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.

IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!

THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”

BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!

I THINK THIS IS IT!

SHE’S APPROACHING!

YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!

OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.

spartanlocke: immortals in every other media: what a cursed existence mine is…never aging, never...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 18:44:39 -0700

spartanlocke:

immortals in every other media: what a cursed existence mine is…never aging, never dying..while the world around me rots…when will i know death’s sweet release…
immortals in destiny: HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR AND SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN LAUNCH MY CORPSE

scienceninjaturtle:PokeZoids

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 18:36:12 -0700

scienceninjaturtle:

PokeZoids

Popular Opinion

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 17:53:17 -0700

skeleslime-phantom:

sushinfood:

skeleslime-phantom:

sushinfood:

skeleslime-phantom:

Mint Ice Cream and other mint flavored foods taste GREAT and y'all can’t change my mind

op do you accept constructive criticism

choose your next words carefully, dear sushi

m i n t s u c k

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE
DISRESPECT MY MINTS

Photo

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 16:42:50 -0700

dailydrawbot:Snow.

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 16:40:37 -0700

dailydrawbot:

Snow.

ask-petra-venj: When I have low health and some enemy’s turn...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 16:39:48 -0700

ask-petra-venj:

When I have low health and some enemy’s turn around the corner.

tricodeku: People who make female versions of beefy af male characters but make them skinny without...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 15:59:54 -0700

tricodeku:

People who make female versions of beefy af male characters but make them skinny without any muscle:

LONELY JOE PRODUCTIONS

manda: n3rdsfuckharder: cool-beeeeans: coldforest: uhttractive...

jamesmasinoart: For my 3D production class I had to create a...

nabyss: iminyjo: tyrantworld: babashookbitch: rexkataki: ba...

How ‘Westworld’ Subverts The Madonna And The Whore Complex

me after watching the Westworld season 2 finale

me after watching the Westworld season 2 finale

harcules:relationship goals

official-mugi: firstprimarch: official-mugi: Powermove: sleep naked with the blanket only covering...

u say ur 6'6.. but are u?? are u really???

baskings: when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

8bitnaga: sos-fandoms: fuocogo: me managing to anything...

It’s too flawless and well planned to be real footage but then again too grainy to be something straight out of a 3D render and I’m Absolutely Pissed™

shiningstar-kastle: penfairy: Mad Max Fury Road is the best because it screams in your face “HEY...

squided: lepitorus: lepitorus: lepitorus: torathar: torathar: jeffy-pooh: a-timeless-classic...

Porn Bot ARG

hollyweeb-blvd: hollyweeb-blvd: hollyweeb-blvd: hollyweeb-blv...

spartanlocke: immortals in every other media: what a cursed existence mine is…never aging, never...

scienceninjaturtle:PokeZoids

Popular Opinion

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSEDISRESPECT MY MINTS

Photo

dailydrawbot:Snow.

ask-petra-venj: When I have low health and some enemy’s turn...

tricodeku: People who make female versions of beefy af male characters but make them skinny without...

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE
DISRESPECT MY MINTS